South Park AWESOMO Cartman Designer Toy Figure by Kidrobot

"I will be your best friend."

Technically known on South Park as A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000, hijinks ensue when Cartman does what Cartman does and acts like a choade. Disguising himself to learn Butters' deepest secrets, Kidrobot's medium AWESOM-O has a removable box-head revealing the half-starved face of Eric Cartman with only his toothpaste accessory for sustenance. You need to bring home this 6-inch tall fully-sculpted and articulated AWESOM-O figure before the military turns him into an AI-enabled weapon of mass dickification. This figure is larger than he looks!

*US orders only